QotD: Sayings not actually by Confucius

SOME ALMOST CONFUCIUS SAYINGS:

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

He who fart in church, sit in own pew.

Man who win lottery find great change in himself.

(found on facebook)