Mar. 24th, 2016

liveonearth: (Homer Simpson "D'oh!")
The administration says the American people want tax cuts.

Well, duh.  The American people also want drive-through nickel beer night.  The American people want to lose weight by eating ice cream.  The American people love the Home Shopping Networkd because it's commercial-free.


--Will Durst (quoted in the Funny Times 4/16)

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