Haha, being offended is for kids, we're too old for that :D

I don't think anyone who lived to be 120+ could eat processed foods much (because they didn't exist for much of their lifetime), so it's hard to say, there's no basis of comparison there.

I've no resistance, I eat primarily natural unprocessed foods. The most-processed food I eat is probably hummus. I just think it's a bad habit to fall into thinking that natural is necessarily better.